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HOLY CRAP! 100 FOLLOWERS!?!
WAIT WHAT!?! There are a 100 of YOU GUYS!?! How did this even happen?!! Can I just say thanks to all of you for following me! I hope you enjoy your stay and haven’t lost your mind when I go on my one topic reblog spree (Like the Digimon one for like 2 nights ago) Seriously, I love all of you guys! Now excuse me, I have to go do something for my mother before she screams again. xD  ...
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matturday: on april fools day steven moffat calls every member of the cast of doctor who and tells them that their character has been killed off
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My knowledge of Supernatural before Tumblr: 0%
My knowledge of Supernatural after Tumblr: 98%
Number of Supernatural episodes I've watched: 0
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Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
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sporadical-ness replied to your video: I may or may not be going on a Pokemon binge in a… I wanna get an ocarina and learn to play this song and LoZ songs @_@ DO IT! NOW! LEARN IT!
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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"Not to be like hipster Suzanne Collins fan but I...
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