i can’t get out of bed, mum. the blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if i get up now i might lose their trust
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I think that if I were a pokémon I’d be a psyduck
trying to socialize with friends
getting a compliment
new episode of my favorite show
basically, we all grew up to be Misty’s Psyduck.
it either takes me 2 days to watch one 50 minute episode of something or 2 days to watch 6 seasons of something
there’s no in between
my hobbies include completing entire television series and then having an existential crisis afterward.
my life is one big avoiding getting in the shower and then avoiding getting out of the shower
oh my sweet lord I am not the only one