australiansanta:

i can’t get out of bed, mum. the blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if i get up now i might lose their trust

I think that if I were a pokémon I’d be a psyduck

theauthorman:

penguinhumor:

trying to socialize with friends

getting a compliment

new episode of my favorite show

responsibilities

life

basically, we all grew up to be Misty’s Psyduck.

If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

asssbutt:

it either takes me 2 days to watch one 50 minute episode of something or 2 days to watch 6 seasons of something

there’s no in between

radioactivesamosa:

my hobbies include completing entire television series and then having an existential crisis afterward.

nerdinglikeapro:

Me before I start a book. 

cl-productions:

Peter Parker - Tumblr Fangirl

derpettr:

mandypatinkins:

my life is one big avoiding getting in the shower and then avoiding getting out of the shower

oh my sweet lord I am not the only one

chibird:

I have a feeling all my bad habits will probably persist in the new year, though if you’re working on any resolutions, go for it! :D