Following Maureen Johnson on twitter is a full time job in itself.
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Oh, Maureen Johnson. You have severely underestimated the powers of the Internet.
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Fan:
I am INHALING Maureen Johnson's The Name of the Star.
Maureen:
No you are supposed to READ it do not stick it in your NOSE. *watches*
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HEY! I just found a button in my apartment and I have NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES! *reaches for button*
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You guys are such ALARMISTS. What could possibly go wrong if I push some mysterious, unmarked button?
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I am sure this is unrelated to my pushing the button, but the elevators have stopped working in my building and security is freaking out.
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You guys are such ALARMISTS. What could possibly go wrong if I push some mysterious, unmarked button?
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I am sure this is unrelated to my pushing the button, but the elevators have stopped working in my building and security is freaking out.
- Maureen Johnson (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window) (via jarfuls-of-wisdom) (via revelsinmalevolence)
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Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
I love this so much.
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This is what happens when authors are friends on Twitter…
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